Perhaps because I painted my kitchen purple on Sunday, with the help of the Fabulous Sarah.
Here's the sink area:
And here's the window wall:
How much do I love this color? THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS much!
...made me think that downing a Pepcid thirty seconds before downing a hot dog would spare me the consequences of the hot dog?
Misty Mountain Farm (www.mistymountainfarm.com) is having an open house this weekend. This was a must-attend for Gretchen and me!
Gretchen had decided to graduate from her Hitchhiker to a grownup wheel. Expecting hours of decisionmaking, I hunkered in for the long haul.
Minute 5:
See Gretchen focus!
Minute 7: Gretchen announces that the Suzie Pro is coming home with her. Seriously - that fast.
Now that the Suzie was hers, it needed something to play with.
This is Gretchen with one of the two alpaca fleeces she stole bought from the alpaca vendor. Seriously? Two astoundingly beautiful prime alpaca fleeces for less than $100? It would have been a crime to walk away from that. Or from the lovely Finn fleece and dyed roving she bought, too. Gettin' my vicarious kicks on in a big way.
This is the lovely Cathie of Wit's End Farm (couldn't find a URL):
I met my new boyfriend. Note that Gretchen, true friend that she is, is less enthusiastic about his kissing her than I was about his kissing me (that photo yet to be transmitted from Gretchen's camera):
My next encounter was with Devil Goat. Who stood up on the fence to be nuzzled. And then bit me. Men.
Sheepies! The brown are Finn. Sheepies!
And, a study in white:
Ahhhhhhhhh....
found this on a knitting blog I was checking out. She said "tag everyone," so here I go.
Bold the ones you've done..
01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive (does a Corvette count?)
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said 'I love you' and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Bungee jumped
11. Visited Paris
12. Watched a lightening storm at sea
13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise
14. Seen the Northern Lights
15. Gone to a huge sports game
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
18. Touched an iceberg
19. Slept under the stars
20. Changed a baby's diaper
21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
22. Watched a meteor shower
23. Gotten drunk on champagne
24. Given more than you can afford to charity
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
27. Had a food fight
28. Bet on a winning horse
29. Asked out a stranger
30. Had a snowball fight
31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly could
32. Held a lamb
33. Seen a total eclipse
34. Ridden a roller coaster
35. Hit a home run
36. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
39. Had two hard drives for your computer
40. Visited all 50 states
41. Taken care of someone who was shitfaced
42. Had amazing friends
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
44. Watched wild whales
45. Stolen a sign
46. Backpacked in Europe
47. Taken a road-trip
48. Gone rock climbing
49. Midnight walk on the beach
50. Gone sky diving
51. Visited Ireland
52. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them
54. Visited Japan
55. Milked a cow
56. Alphabetized your cds
57. Pretended to be a superhero
58. Sung karaoke
59. Lounged around in bed all day
60. Posed nude in front of strangers
61. Gone scuba diving
62. Kissed in the rain
63. Played in the mud
64. Played in the rain
65. Gone to a drive-in theater
66. Visited the Great Wall of China
67. Started a business
68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
69. Toured ancient sites
70 Taken a martial arts class
71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
72. Gotten married
73. Been in a movie
74. Crashed a party
75. Gotten divorced
76. Gone without food for 5 days
77. Made cookies from scratch
78. Won first prize in a costume contest
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice
80. Gotten a tattoo
81. Gone white water rafting
82. Been on television news programs as an "expert"
83. Got flowers for no reason
84. Performed on stage
85. Been to Las Vegas
86. Recorded music
87. Eaten shark
88. Had a one-night stand
89. Gone to Thailand
90. Bought a house
91. Been in a combat zone
92. Buried one/both of your parents
93. Been on a cruise ship
94. Spoken more than one language fluently
95. Performed in Rocky Horror.
96. Raised childred
97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
98. Created and named your own constellation of stars
99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking
103. Had plastic surgery
104. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived.
105. Wrote articles for a large publication
106. Lost over 100 pounds
107. Held someone while they were having a flashback
108. Piloted an airplane
109. Petted a stingray
110. Broken someone's heart
111. Helped an animal give birth
112. Won money on a T.V. game show
113. Broken a bone
114. Gone on an African photo safari
115. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
116. Fired a rifle, shotgun or pistol
117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
118. Ridden a horse
119. Had major surgery
120. Had a snake as a pet
121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
122. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
123. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
124. Visited all 7 continents
125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
126. Eaten kangaroo meat
127. Eaten sushi
128. Had your picture in the newspaper
129. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about
130. Gone back to school
131. Parasailed
132. Petted a cockroach
133. Eaten fried green tomatoes
134. Read the Iliad and the Odyssey
135. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read
136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
137. Skipped all of your school reunions
138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
139. Been elected to public office
140. Written your own computer language
141. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream
142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
143. Built your own PC from parts
145. Sold your own artword to someone who didn't know you
145. Had a booth at a street fair
146: Dyed your hair
147: Been a DJ
148: Shaved your head
149: Caused a car accident
150: Saved someone's life
Ta: Anyone who reads this!
Two weeks ago, I paid off my car.
Wednesday, it died on my way to work.
On the Whiele bridge.
At 8 a.m.
More than $600, two days, one hour-long bus ride and several renditions of "The battery is fried. You just need a new battery." "Year-old batteries don't just fry. Check the alternator. Please." I have it back.
Now, it just needs a new windshield, brakes, rotors and tires, which I already knew. Sigh.
Yes, this text is intentionally blue.
I cannot explain why that came out in a bad Spanish accent. It just did. Move on.
Yes, it's true. After knitting, and frogging, and knitting, and miscounting, and refusing to frog, and fudging in a big way, the masterpiece is done. Here she eez (dag!) (photos by The Fabulous Elizabeth!):
The blazing coral tee and white shorts muted her colors just a bit.
I'm totally in love with it, although the sleeves are too long, and I'm not sure how to fudge that.
The back:
Maureen, your design is sheer genius. I heart you!
And that's all I have to say about that, for now.
My dear friend Mady sent me these. Read em and chuckle.
The 39 steps to wisdom
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake
when you make it again.
22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
25. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat
26. If you had to identify, in 1 word, the reason why the human race has not
achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
27. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never
want you to share yours with them.
29. You should not confuse your career with your life.
30. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
31. Never lick a steak knife
32. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling
reason why we observe daylight savings time. (Actually, I can! The additional hour of daylight in the evening conserves energy because people don't have to turn lights on until later.)
34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests
that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
35. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
36. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender,
religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside,
we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
37. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice
person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
38. Your friends love you anyway.
39. Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember
that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the
Titanic. On the other hand, a small group of amateurs created Washington D.C.
40. Maybe it's best to do as little as possible.
Got my Stitches confirmation in the mail today. I got all of my first choices, including.......wait for it...Lily Chin's all-day darts class! WOOO HOOO!
This after spending a fabulous day with Jinann and Carol and Daniella and lots of other cool people at Susan Withnell's fabulous twice annual spinning day.Well, of COURSE I forgot my camera - have we met? As predicted, my Womack electric was quite the conversation piece, and I practically had to pry Susan and Daniella offa the thing when they tried it.
Today qualifies as pure bliss. The $978 it cost to drive to Westminster, MD notwithstanding...
KnitKnutz tomorrow at Starbucks. OOOrah.
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